Monday, March 26, 2007

What NASA hath wrought

I can only assume that the grand prize was Judge Judy rich.
Saturday a large underground video game tournament featuring the popular Xbox 360 game Gears Of War came to a surprising end.

Among the sixty plus competitors was a very determined team of young adults and one teenager who were equipped with disposable adult diapers. Security for the rented warehouse was forced to remove one of the players after others complained of the “septic tank like smell” coming from a nearby 16 year old gamer.

The team had the intention of only using the diapers for “an emergency trip” but after the 16 year old had consumed five cans of a caffeine loaded drink called a Spike Shooter he claimed he just couldn’t hold “it”. And “it” being the worst kind or it. Being the dedicated gamer he was he just tried to ignore his accident.

1) I didn't know that there was such a thing as "underground" video game tournaments. How, exactly, would this be illegal?
2) Sixteen years old? Really?
3) To make extra money, I may spend weekends at the senior center selling Spike Shooter as a laxative.

1 comment:

Thrillhous said...

I dunno, I don't think the phrase "Spike shooter" is one I want to hear in reference to pooping.