Time for another caption contest. As we all know, the Hanky Clutching Brigade has succeeded in making Coretta Scott King's funeral this week's outrage. I haven't seen this many panties in a wad since I last visited a Victoria's Secret. (Which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.)
Anyway, since they want to talk about this moment, let's get creative. Have at 'em.
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"Dang, honey, isn't that the fella from 'Driving Miss Daisy'?"
P-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-p-b-th-th-th-f-f-f-t-t.....
BUSH: Isn't this great, honey? This will give Rush Limbaugh enough material for a week!
LAURA: Hush! I'm trying to set him on fire with my laser vision!
"Psst. Laura, is that one of those "black" folks I keep hearing about?"
"[sigh] Yes, George. you've seen them before. Remember the trip to Africa? I think there were a few at the U.N., and you remember Colin Powell don't you?..."
"He was black?"
Hey Laura, have you ever noticed how their butts are bigger than ours? What's up with that?
I agree!
That was a mighty fine fart noise, son. You could get a job in the comics industry.
Ah-thank you!
[Whisper] Hey Laura... I think we are the only Republicans in the house!
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