The Bush Administration - when what's coming out the front smells as bad as what's coming out the back....
"I can't believe he started his speech with 'Shalom.' What a macaca!"
It's becoming increasingly likely that this will be the last time he stands behind that seal.
"Ewww, musta had a bean burrito for lunch, with Pepsi. No, beer."... Eww, coupla burritos. Maybe some pork rinds, too. Probly a jalapeno"Aiyee, eww, and . . . a six pack??!!"
Noticing that Macaca Allen looked a lot like Alec Baldwin, President Bush weighed the pros and cons of running up and stabbing him in the back as he spoke . . . before deciding to do nothing, and let others do his dirty work.
This guy's crazy if he thinks he has a chance to be Prez'dent in '08. Hell, Dick an' I ain't even leaving office that soon..
"I wonder if I can fit a deer head up there."
"Ma-caca has a first name, it's G-E-O-R-G-E. Ma-caca has a last name, it's, uh ... shoot."
"Hey, I can see his PANTY LINE!"
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The Bush Administration - when what's coming out the front smells as bad as what's coming out the back....
"I can't believe he started his speech with 'Shalom.' What a macaca!"
It's becoming increasingly likely that this will be the last time he stands behind that seal.
"Ewww, musta had a bean burrito for lunch, with Pepsi. No, beer.
"... Eww, coupla burritos. Maybe some pork rinds, too. Probly a jalapeno
"Aiyee, eww, and . . . a six pack??!!"
Noticing that Macaca Allen looked a lot like Alec Baldwin, President Bush weighed the pros and cons of running up and stabbing him in the back as he spoke . . . before deciding to do nothing, and let others do his dirty work.
This guy's crazy if he thinks he has a chance to be Prez'dent in '08. Hell, Dick an' I ain't even leaving office that soon..
"I wonder if I can fit a deer head up there."
"Ma-caca has a first name, it's G-E-O-R-G-E. Ma-caca has a last name, it's, uh ... shoot."
"Hey, I can see his PANTY LINE!"
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