Desperate to find a replacement the Democrats wouldn't be able to criticize, President Bush introduces Secretary of Defense Susie Taylor.
"And with that correct answer, Susie is the winner of our third-grade spelling bee. Better luck next time, Mr. President."
"Dang it, she stole my bear! Make her give Mr. Fitzwilly back, or I'm bombing Iran!"WF
In an effort to keep the administration on a consistent message, the President introduces new White House Spokesman Theodore "Teddy" Ruxpin.
It was a proud moment for the McDougal Family as little Whitney McDougal enlisted her teddy bear, Mr. Fluffles, who is seen wearing BDUs.In related news, the Army has once again met its recruitment goals for this quarter.
(From the background) Reporter: Ashley, President Bush falls off his bicycle a lot. Do you have any advice for him?
Help is on the way.
So ya see, little lady, waterboardin ain't so bad afterall. Even that, uh, your teddy bear can do it.
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Desperate to find a replacement the Democrats wouldn't be able to criticize, President Bush introduces Secretary of Defense Susie Taylor.
"And with that correct answer, Susie is the winner of our third-grade spelling bee. Better luck next time, Mr. President."
"Dang it, she stole my bear! Make her give Mr. Fitzwilly back, or I'm bombing Iran!"
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In an effort to keep the administration on a consistent message, the President introduces new White House Spokesman Theodore "Teddy" Ruxpin.
It was a proud moment for the McDougal Family as little Whitney McDougal enlisted her teddy bear, Mr. Fluffles, who is seen wearing BDUs.
In related news, the Army has once again met its recruitment goals for this quarter.
(From the background) Reporter: Ashley, President Bush falls off his bicycle a lot. Do you have any advice for him?
Help is on the way.
So ya see, little lady, waterboardin ain't so bad afterall. Even that, uh, your teddy bear can do it.
Post a Comment