Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Reading Sucks Ass

One of the worst books of all time to become one of the worst movies of all time.

6 comments:

Otto Man said...

Ugh. You couldn't pay me to watch that shit.

It should be interesting to see what the reaction of the libertarian conservatives is when it tanks horribly at the box office. I mean, when the market rejected Ayn Rand, will their heads explode?

Noah said...

I love how the article describes it as a "classic." Yeah. Right up there with fucking Wuthering Heights (the absolute worse book of all time forever) and Anna Karenina (absolutely the most boring book ever penned).

Anonymous said...

Will the movie be 11 1/2 hours long?

Otto Man said...

No, but it'll likely feel that way.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

I can't tell you how revelatory that South Park episode was. Until that moment, I really did think I was the only person on planet Earth who thought that book sucked giant donkey balls.

Hazel Stone said...

This should be riveting. Watching Jolie pace around palatial offices, feeling angsty...in suits! Near a married man!

Woohoo! Looters!