Come on over to my place. The next best thing to a Red Sox win is a Yankees loss. And a spectacular Yankees choke job against my adopted team is pretty damn close.
As a New Yorker, I'm thrilled. Nothing ruins a nice fall here more than the annual Hopping On the Bandwagon. Suck it, Steinbrenner.
And man, the Tigers celebration was great. Those players and fans had real excitement, a lot more energy and passion than the evil drones of Globo Gym.
I hear the Babe's looking to earn a little extra dough. Hot dogs, beer & hookers aren't as cheap as in the old days, what with the inflated dollar & all . . .
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Come on over to my place. The next best thing to a Red Sox win is a Yankees loss. And a spectacular Yankees choke job against my adopted team is pretty damn close.
TTTIIIIIGGGGEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSS!!!!
YYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
As a New Yorker, I'm thrilled. Nothing ruins a nice fall here more than the annual Hopping On the Bandwagon. Suck it, Steinbrenner.
And man, the Tigers celebration was great. Those players and fans had real excitement, a lot more energy and passion than the evil drones of Globo Gym.
the evil drones of Globo Gym
But the Boys from Average Joe's have moved on.
{Yeah, I know the Mets' payroll ain't small, but work with me here. We're talking relatives.}
Who will they buy now? Nolan Ryan? Albert Bell?
Thrill-
I hear the Babe's looking to earn a little extra dough. Hot dogs, beer & hookers aren't as cheap as in the old days, what with the inflated dollar & all . . .
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'll try to clone Mantle. Steinbrenner's probably trying to figure out how to weed out the booze gene first.
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