Monday, October 23, 2006

Halloween Comes Early

What's scarier than a SWAT team breaking into your house and treating you like a pedophile?

A SWAT team and 7 foot 1 inch, 325 pounds of backup.

3 comments:

Otto Man said...

That may be the only experience worse than having to sit through Kazaam.

Seriously, what's the worse part of this -- that they fucked up the raid, or that they armed a pro athlete and let him come along, or that they sent a SWAT team after an internet porn violator in the first place?

Anonymous said...

The one thing that might be worse is the lawsuit that's sure to follow.

This may read like something out of a "Naked Gun" script to us, but when a really good lawyer gets through presenting it to a jury, woe be unto the perpetrators — and, alas, the taxpayers.

Meanwhile, presumably, somewhere out there, a porn violator is doing his thing and having a good laugh.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, what's the worse part of this -- that they fucked up the raid, or that they armed a pro athlete and let him come along, or that they sent a SWAT team after an internet porn violator in the first place?

1. Arming Pro athlete for SWAT raid. So preposterous, so absurd, it's hard to make sense of it. "So guys, you think we give Shaq an assault rifle and take him in on that surburban housing raid?"

2. SWAT team for internet porn violation. When an enemy of our way of life is at large, there are no limits.

3. Fucking up the raid. This happens. Imagine how quietly the story would've gone if only they'd left behind the SWAT guys and the 7'1", who happens to be one of the world's most famous people.

Gives you an idea of how often this kind of shit happens . . . without the instant rectification.