With the recent news that Pastor Ted has been "cured" of his meth-and-sodomy addictions, I thought he might appreciate the healing salvation of a caption contest.
In Pastor Ted's version of "here's the church, here's the steeple," you open the doors to find that all the people are engaged in a meth-fueled gay orgy.
. . . and Jesus actually showed me the beauty of two sweaty, strapping, GORR-jus manfolks linking legs and arms and necks and GEN-it-als and meth-am-PHET-amine pipes in a bond of holy love and passion.
But I realized that wasn't our sweet lord jeebus. It was none other than the dark one: Satan. And after three weeks of exorcize, I'm cured and there's no looking back, much as I'd like to.
With the recent news that Pastor Ted has been "cured" of his meth-and-sodomy addictions, I thought he might appreciate the healing salvation of a caption contest.
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"Papa! Papa, can you hear me?"
In a stunning coincidence, the phrase "big money, big nuts" was applicable to two posts in a row.
(Kind of meta, but just go with it.)
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Oh no, that sort of creative visualization is going to earn him 7,000 volts from his Overcome (TM) Shock Collar.
In Pastor Ted's version of "here's the church, here's the steeple," you open the doors to find that all the people are engaged in a meth-fueled gay orgy.
"I then I grabbed him real close and said BROTHER! Why do you tempt me with your delicious meth and your gorgeous [censored]"
. . . and Jesus actually showed me the beauty of two sweaty, strapping, GORR-jus manfolks linking legs and arms and necks and GEN-it-als and meth-am-PHET-amine pipes in a bond of holy love and passion.
But I realized that wasn't our sweet lord jeebus. It was none other than the dark one: Satan. And after three weeks of exorcize, I'm cured and there's no looking back, much as I'd like to.
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