Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Caption Contest

What better way to celebrate a sick day than a caption contest with Kazaam and Dubya? Have at it.

(This time, the photo's stolen from our good friend and registered sex offender Norbizness, who has a much fuller array of photos awaiting your captioning skills.)

13 comments:

Otto Man said...

For President Bush, it was the ultimate temptation -- the biggest bald head he'd ever seen, but tantalizingly out of reach.

norbizness said...

Kazaam? A little help on Iraq, please?

Wes said...

Obviously, Tarentino needs to work some more on the casting for Pulp Fiction 2: Electric Boogaloo.

WF

Otto Man said...

The new cast of Two and a Half Men -- Shaquille O'Neal, playing the role of two men, and George W. Bush, playing the role of half a man.

Studiodave said...

Mr. Bush, this is what a slam dunk really is. A note for your next intelligence briefing before you invade again.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

"You govern like I rap."

Frederick said...

"Thanks, Kazaam. Laura has stopped bothering me with her insatiable sexual appetite since you've been around..."

Mike said...

Mistakenly believing the position is reserved for African-Americans, President Bush introduces the new Secretary of State to the White House Press Corps.

Studiodave said...

"My dad says you only hustle during the playoffs."

Mike said...

SD -

Ohhhhhhhhh, man! Do have me wanting to see what follows that! Mmmmm, yeah.

norbizness said...

YOU TRY DRAGGING ANTOINE WALKER AND MICHAEL DOLEAC UP THE FLOOR FOR 40 MINUTES

P.S. I just discovered the sex offender crack. No way I'm registered, though. Off the grid.

Otto Man said...

We keep our own records, Norb.

the butler said...

W- "...you know I rigged the Finals for you last summer."

Shaq -"...you know I de-flowered both your daughters at the same time?"