Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The War on the War on the War on the War on Christmas

It's already all over the internets, but it's worth repeating. Sam Seder was on CNN yesterday for a segment they had on the War on Christmas™, and he knocked it out of the park:
SEDER: Listen, as far as the war on Christmas goes, I feel like we should be waging a war on Christmas. I mean, I believe that Christmas, it's almost proven that Christmas has nuclear weapons, can be an imminent threat to this country, that they have operative ties with terrorists and I believe that we should sacrifice thousands of American lives in pursuit of this war on Christmas. And hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayer money.

PHILLIPS: Is it a war on Christmas, a war Christians, a war on over-political correctness or just a lot of people with way too much time on their hands?

SEDER: I would say probably, if I was to be serious about it, too much time on their hands, but I'd like to get back to the operational ties between Santa Claus and al Qaeda.
Crooks and Liars has the video. Well worth a look.

3 comments:

Thrillhous said...

I just watched that a few minutes ago. High-larious.

Smitty said...

My favorite quote from Bob Knight:

"In the name of diversity, we're a less-free country."

Where to begin on that one.....

Otto Man said...

I think the other Bob Knight is actually a better debator. Throwing a chair at the refs makes a point a lot better than whining like a little girl.