Monday, April 10, 2006

Caption Contest

Prayer may be the last refuge of a scoundrel, but he can't hide from the almighty power of snark. So have at him.

7 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Hey sister, I just heard a great joke. 'How do you get a nun pregnant? ....'"

Anonymous said...

"I don't care if you're the best ex-president ever -- quit fooling around and take that wimple off, Mr. Carter!"

Pooh said...

"M-I-C! K-E-Y! M-O-U-S-EEEEEE"

Otto Man said...

Reaching behind the nun's robe, President Bush demonstrates the maneuver he likes to call "the Mother Goose."

Pooh said...

"Ok. I've got one, sister: There once was a girl from Nuntucket..."

ORF said...

Otto, I was thinking the same damned thing, you just said it a lot better!

Dr. Milton von Fünkdoctorspock said...

"Mother? That really you, Bar? Maybe it's the getup, but you usually have a poofier loin region. Heh, heh."