Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Defining Religious Persecution Down

First, they came with the lions. Then, they came with the crucifixes. Now they come with the meter maids.
In the nation's capital, where parking is scarce, churchgoers say plans to crack down on double-parking infringe on their religious rights.

7 comments:

Otto Man said...

It's definitely religious persecution. Remember Jesus's message about the faithful needing to "rest their donkeys one next to the other"?

Thrillhous said...

Otto, are you sure that wasn't Flavor Flav?

Otto Man said...

Dammit. I always get those two mixed up.

Mr Furious said...

"Yeeaahhh, booooyyyyyyyeeeeeee, er, brother!"

Thrillhous said...

By the way, I can verify that church parking is a hot issue in the DC area.

As is school parking, mall parking, post office parking, commuter parking, NFL stadium parking, and parking lot overflow parking. Parking is just something we like to way underplan for in these parts.

sideshow bob said...

I totally agree with these Christians. I mean, their only crime is that they're breaking the law...

Otto Man said...

I mean, their only crime is that they're breaking the law...

That's the same excuse the president is using for the warrantless wiretapping.