Thursday, April 13, 2006

Caption Contest

The president has apparently been released into the wild, and it's now open season for snarky comments.

Release the hounds!

9 comments:

Otto Man said...

"Hey, have y'all ever looked at your hands? I mean, really looked at your hands? Damn, this is some primo doobage."

sideshow bob said...

The specifications for the President's pre-screned audiences are getting very stringent and specific...

norbizness said...

(It's also being used at our friend Dependable Renegade's, so I'll just recycle for your exclusive readership:)

Look! He's trying to sign something! "Nine... eleven... changed... everything?!?" That doesn't make any fucking sense at all!

Smitty said...

Lemme get a whoot whoot....

Dr. Milton von F├╝nkdoctorspock said...

The unique call of the extinct Whooping Hootenanny bird can only be heard in the distant memories of a handful of inuits... and right here: Woot! Woot-hoot-hoople-woot-poot! Dooble-shoop-shoop! Heh, heh.

Anonymous said...

In an attempt to connect with a group of Hip Hop artists and thier fans at a speaking engagement in Harlem, Bush. flashed a gang sign he had seen on TV. Unfortunately for Bush, the sign represents the West Coasts and the president was immediately shot in the head.

Pooh said...

"Galileo, Galileo!
Galileo Figaro..."

"Mr. President, if you're going to spew, spew in here"

S.W. Anderson said...

"I been trying to do that Vulcan thing, like you see in the commercial . . ."

The Doc said...

"No, no, no! I need a little more pianissimo from the ferns, and you conifers, this is an allegro tempo. Make it lively, dammit!"