Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Snow Job

I didn't think it could come true, but it's looking more and more like Scott McClellan's replacement as the White House Liar Press Secretary will be none other than Tony Snow from Fox News.

Bringing in a guy from Fox News? Can't this administration find anyone from outside its inner circle? Will they even have to change his retirement plan? Sheesh.

At least we know it'll be entertaining. Instead of Scott McClellan's flopsweat antics, we'll get to have more of that patented Bush blend of ignorance and arrogance.

9 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

Color me disappointed. I was really hoping the job had gone to John Gibson -- could you imagine the exchanges between Albino Fascist Ratboy and Les Kingsolver? If that wouldn't have given Helen Thomas a stroke, the woman really is made of iron.

sideshow bob said...

What, couldn't they get ahold of Tommy Flanagan?

Otto Man said...

could you imagine the exchanges between Albino Fascist Ratboy and Les Kingsolver?

I know, I know. My wildest dream come true.

Snow's not as bad, but his pompous-assitude will still shine through.

Thrillhous said...

I think this is win-win for the good guys. Scotty was a lot of bad things, but undisciplined he wasn't. I'm not sure if Snow will be able to dish the "can't comment on ongoing investigation" line as smoothly and quickly.

Otto Man said...

Agreed. He's going to get snotty and snide with David Gregory pretty quickly, and make the administration look like Major League Assholes.

Studiodave said...

Christ.

"Robert Anthony Snow was born in Berea, Ky., and received a Bachelor of Arts degree in philosophy in 1977 from Davidson College in Davidson, N.C."

alex supertramp said...

what kind of craptastic excuse for a school is Davidson College -- never heard of it or its NC inbred backasswoods namesake town. Where does dubya and crue find these jokers ... apparently some unnamed rock from redneck NC....

Mr Furious said...

I'm chuckling along even though I'm not in on the joke...did one of you guys go to Davidson or what?

If not, it's funny either way Alex...

Otto Man said...

did one of you guys go to Davidson or what?

Well, I didn't.