Thursday, April 20, 2006

Security Brief

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the most disgusting and most effective cash concealment product on the market -- the Brief Safe.

I stress the word "disgusting." Consider yourself warned.

5 comments:

Mr Furious said...

And that's considered a law enforcement and military product...how?

sideshow bob said...

It would take balls to apply for a patent for that particular item...

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

Otto Man said...

Plus, it will throw off the sniffer dogs.

That's what the "doo-doo drops" are for, apparently. At least I hope that's what they're for. Yeesh.

Part of me wants to call these the Santorum Special, in honor of Dan Savage's good work with that word.

ORF said...

EEK! Or, should I say, "Holey shit!"