WASHINGTON DC, United States (AP) -- Today the Whitehouse revealed the design for the uniform's of the newest division of the Department of Homeland Security, which will adorn the backs of the newly created "Bush Youth."
Members of the new paramilitary organization will seek out new young members of the Republican Party through their involvement in schools, work and, most importantly evangelical churches. The Bush Youth will also serve as the eyes and ears of Alberto Gonzales and report back any signs of unpatriotic activity by their parents, friends or teachers.
"I am proud to enlist these young Christian soldiers in the fight against terrorism," said Bush. "The young men before me will enforce the values and morals that we expect from young, white….uh, I mean, young American youth today".
I know we usually use political pictures here for the caption contests, but this one is just too weird to let pass by.
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Who let the Freepers out???
WASHINGTON DC, United States (AP) -- Today the Whitehouse revealed the design for the uniform's of the newest division of the Department of Homeland Security, which will adorn the backs of the newly created "Bush Youth."
Members of the new paramilitary organization will seek out new young members of the Republican Party through their involvement in schools, work and, most importantly evangelical churches. The Bush Youth will also serve as the eyes and ears of Alberto Gonzales and report back any signs of unpatriotic activity by their parents, friends or teachers.
"I am proud to enlist these young Christian soldiers in the fight against terrorism," said Bush. "The young men before me will enforce the values and morals that we expect from young, white….uh, I mean, young American youth today".
That may be a length record for a caption contest, Bob. But well done.
Ok, it wasn't really a caption, more of the article accompanying the photo.
Hey, funny stuff, the word verification to post is "boneme" har har.
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