Thursday, September 28, 2006

...and I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

Man, I thought that Thrillhous' bathroom remodel was going to end in disaster. I never even thought that a hack job in the bathroom (no offense, TH) could produce feces-filled light-bulbs.
The most serious problem was substandard plumbing that caused waste from toilets on the second and third floors to cascade throughout the building. A light fixture in one room stopped working because it was filled with urine and fecal matter. The waste threatened the integrity of load-bearing slabs, federal investigators concluded.
Perhaps most disturbing is that this is just the tip of the giant doo-doo iceberg.
"This is not a complete list," he wrote, but rather a snapshot of "issues we are confronted with on a daily basis (as recent as the last hour) by the incomplete and/or poor work left behind by these builders."

Well, what did you expect for $75,000,000?

5 comments:

Isaac Carmichael said...

See what happens when you don't go with union labor?

Otto Man said...

I guess the shit really did hit the fan.

Anonymous said...

The people responsible should be incarcerated in that police academy for the duration — on the first floor only.

Thrillhous said...

Jeez, if this is the police academy, I'd hate to see one of their prisons.

Otto Man said...

When I first heard that they were building a police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany. You know, like that movie ... "Spaceballs."

But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie "Police Academy."