While researching information for my post to kick off the Atlanta Hawks 2007-2008 Season Preview, I came across ... nevermind how I found this.
The point is "High Times" the magazine is having something called the "Stoney Awards". Yes, they are very clever in spite of all that mind numbing. Be sure and check out how un-inspiring their scope of entertainment is.
More fun is the "Miss High Times" pageant. Nancy Reagan wasted her time in trying to convince kids to just say "no". All she had to do was show this parade of winners. I'm not saying I have the most motivation or am an interesting dude - but these folks make me look like Voltaire.
Here are some highlights:
What's your Dream?
I'm really lazy so I've always wanted to own a head shop on a busy
street in Chicago. Where the downstairs would be the store front and
upstairs would be my apartment. How cool would it be to roll out of bed and go downstairs, sell pipes to potheads and really enjoy my job?
What do you do for a living?
I'm receptionist and make-up artist at, HAIR INN that were I did The DO.
What are your hobbies/interests?
I love to dance and go to festivals. I am on a personal mission to try and unite the world through dance and music
What are your hobbies/interests?
spinning/listening to records, lots of gettin high, reading, learning, thinking, listening to howard stern, growing herbs and lots of cooking and getting high.
How often do you smoke (times per day or week):
min 5x a day...ounce a week
What is your dream:
To have a porn empire so I can blaze all day.......naked!
What did you do last Saturday night? (Be honest!)
Honestly I'm trying to remember but it is just not happening, most likely i got fadded and forgot.
What is your dream?
A society that not only legalizes marijuana but utilizes its full potential. An America that remembers the definition of freedom. My dream job in this ideal future would be "casual modern day philosopher".
Why do you think we should pick you to be Miss HIGH TIMES:
I meet and exceed some qualifications in terms of "Pot Head" status & I love Marijauna and HIGH TIMES Mag has been in my house since I saw my dad read it back in the day!
7 comments:
Wow. Just, uh, wow.
that is just disgusting. As soon as I hit this bong, I am firing off a very angry letter to their editors.
Oh man, I must have dozed off there. Let's blaze!
I love the irony how having to explain how you are special and deserving and all they do is smoke the doobie. Some also drink or work as a receptionist.
Agreed. It's like a Least Likely to Succeed contest.
Putting this post and the post that is above it together is like the Yin and Yang of horrible, horrible parenting.
WF
Ordell Robbie: That shit'll rob you of your ambitions
Melanie: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.
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