Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Food Crime Roundup

That story about fondue fuel is not the only food-related crime about. In our effort to keep the community apprised of current events, here is the foodie blotter:

Here are some thieves I'd like to hang out with this weekend. Mmmmm, herring.

Porkburgers? That sounds great -- I'll have a 350 Pounder.

Corn cobs: not just for assault any more.

...and here's a really sweet story about gherkins.

2 comments:

Isaac Carmichael said...

It says that they have no suspects in the theft of the beer, cheese and herring. Not entirely accurate...I think everyone is a suspect.

teh l4m3 said...

cornholin' corncobs... Yarrr.