Saturday, September 30, 2006

Caption Contest

It'll be hard to top the sheer hilarity of the post below, but I think a Caption Contest involving Katherine Harris might come close.

Have at her.

14 comments:

Otto Man said...

As part of her latest cosmetic makeover, Katherine Harris has asked the press to refer to her as "Captain Eo" or else simply "the King of Pop."

Dear AL said...

"Ah ruh duh ma sha ruh uh..." Shit! I knew we should've installed new batteries in her!

Dear AL said...

"Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!" So Spielberg, do I have the part?

Otto Man said...

The Romulan ambassador helps christen the new daily shuttle to the Gamma Quadrant.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

"Me Ted!"

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Props for the Romulans OM. I also would accept a Cardassian reference.

Anonymous said...

"Your attention, please — settle down, everyone! These nice gentlemen behind me won't let anyone on the plane until I've had a chance to say what I want to say.

"As you may know, I'm running for the Senate. I support President Bush, his Iraq war, tax cuts and deeply held belief in being rich. Like him, I'm born again. I also like to ride horses and shop for new shoes.

"I'm asking for your vote and your support this November. I'm putting in millions; surely you can spare $50. Don't let me down now. Don't you dare let me down.

"Hey, stop that snickering. I saw you — yeah, you with the suspenders. What are you, a librul? I'll bet you listen to Air America.

"Where's Security. I want that man investigated, not allowed on the flight . . .

"Hey, the rest of you stop laughing. You think this is funny? This is about the future of America. You, in the T-shirt, I saw that lewd gesture. Security, over here . . ."

Anonymous said...

For some reason, the three gentlemen didn't hear Franklin's Tower piping through the airport P.A., so Ms. Harris danced alone.

Anonymous said...

Eric Idle, standing in the center of the three men behind Ms. Harris, thought to himself, this is sillier than anything I ever did with The Flying Circus.

ORF said...

"BORN TO HAND JIVE!!!"

Mr Furious said...

We're sorry Mrs' Harris. No liquids includes your saline...

Otto Man said...

Nice one, Furious. We have a winner.

Mr Furious said...

"I'd like to thank my Lord Jesus Christ..."

Wes said...

"And they were all like, nuh-uh! And I was all like, uh-huh!"