"Your attention, please — settle down, everyone! These nice gentlemen behind me won't let anyone on the plane until I've had a chance to say what I want to say.
"As you may know, I'm running for the Senate. I support President Bush, his Iraq war, tax cuts and deeply held belief in being rich. Like him, I'm born again. I also like to ride horses and shop for new shoes.
"I'm asking for your vote and your support this November. I'm putting in millions; surely you can spare $50. Don't let me down now. Don't you dare let me down.
"Hey, stop that snickering. I saw you — yeah, you with the suspenders. What are you, a librul? I'll bet you listen to Air America.
"Where's Security. I want that man investigated, not allowed on the flight . . .
"Hey, the rest of you stop laughing. You think this is funny? This is about the future of America. You, in the T-shirt, I saw that lewd gesture. Security, over here . . ."
Eric Idle, standing in the center of the three men behind Ms. Harris, thought to himself, this is sillier than anything I ever did with The Flying Circus.
It'll be hard to top the sheer hilarity of the post below, but I think a Caption Contest involving Katherine Harris might come close.
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As part of her latest cosmetic makeover, Katherine Harris has asked the press to refer to her as "Captain Eo" or else simply "the King of Pop."
"Ah ruh duh ma sha ruh uh..." Shit! I knew we should've installed new batteries in her!
"Fly, my pretties! Fly, fly!" So Spielberg, do I have the part?
The Romulan ambassador helps christen the new daily shuttle to the Gamma Quadrant.
"Me Ted!"
Props for the Romulans OM. I also would accept a Cardassian reference.
"Your attention, please — settle down, everyone! These nice gentlemen behind me won't let anyone on the plane until I've had a chance to say what I want to say.
"As you may know, I'm running for the Senate. I support President Bush, his Iraq war, tax cuts and deeply held belief in being rich. Like him, I'm born again. I also like to ride horses and shop for new shoes.
"I'm asking for your vote and your support this November. I'm putting in millions; surely you can spare $50. Don't let me down now. Don't you dare let me down.
"Hey, stop that snickering. I saw you — yeah, you with the suspenders. What are you, a librul? I'll bet you listen to Air America.
"Where's Security. I want that man investigated, not allowed on the flight . . .
"Hey, the rest of you stop laughing. You think this is funny? This is about the future of America. You, in the T-shirt, I saw that lewd gesture. Security, over here . . ."
For some reason, the three gentlemen didn't hear Franklin's Tower piping through the airport P.A., so Ms. Harris danced alone.
Eric Idle, standing in the center of the three men behind Ms. Harris, thought to himself, this is sillier than anything I ever did with The Flying Circus.
"BORN TO HAND JIVE!!!"
We're sorry Mrs' Harris. No liquids includes your saline...
Nice one, Furious. We have a winner.
"I'd like to thank my Lord Jesus Christ..."
"And they were all like, nuh-uh! And I was all like, uh-huh!"
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