BUSH: Now, those of you that think I let the Chinese do whatever they want with their exports have got to understand.
See, this girl here isn't actually a little Chinese girl, she's a Chinese knockoff of a little American girl, available at Wal-Mart to childless couples at an unbelievably low price.
But because she's a copy, I told President Hu China can't be exporting knockoffs of American kids to the U.S.
REPORTER: Mr. President, do I take it that you wouldn't have a problem with China exporting authentic Chinese children to the U.S., to sell at Wal-Mart or wherever?
BUSH: No, I wouln't have a problem with that, because that, you know, that's just bidness. That's free trade.
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon, and that's as good a time as any for a caption contest. 
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I found her wandering around lost in the White House. Can I keep her, Laura?
Look into this innocent child's eyes and tell me I'm lying!
BUSH: Now, those of you that think I let the Chinese do whatever they want with their exports have got to understand.
See, this girl here isn't actually a little Chinese girl, she's a Chinese knockoff of a little American girl, available at Wal-Mart to childless couples at an unbelievably low price.
But because she's a copy, I told President Hu China can't be exporting knockoffs of American kids to the U.S.
REPORTER: Mr. President, do I take it that you wouldn't have a problem with China exporting authentic Chinese children to the U.S., to sell at Wal-Mart or wherever?
BUSH: No, I wouln't have a problem with that, because that, you know, that's just bidness. That's free trade.
"I am the decider, and I have decided ... YOU are IT."
"Let me just say in her defense that when she was young and stupid, she was young and stupid."
No snark...I'm just trying out that new handicapable feature.
Sweet, it worked!
Man, that is creepy. But who's it for? The blind presumably aren't reading the site to begin with, but even so, how would they know where to click?
To prove he loves immigrants, Bush outsources Condi Rice's job to China.
"Ya see, Curious George and Strawberry Shortcake are two distinct fictional characters... Separated by an arm's length."
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