Monday, October 17, 2005

Caption Contest

9 comments:

InanimateCarbonRod said...

The reason you can't drink beer after the seventh inning.

Thrillhous said...

Having finished his pretzelled bread, the former president returns the borrowed dentures to his wife.

ORF said...

In an effort to outlast rival Viagra, drugmaker Eli Lilly announced today that former President Bush would be the new spokespolitician for their ED drug, Cialis. A realtime, live debate will be held between Senator Dole and Bush '41 in a series of minute-long spots during the Super Bowl this year.

Studiodave said...

"I think I came" - Vic Demone

Norbizness said...

Tonight's paid attendance: 40,000... no, 20,000... wait... 4500... still leaving... 2.

Otto Man said...

Haven't the people of Houston seen enough senseless tragedy this fall already?

Yossarian said...

"I believe you could actually see her soul leave" said one witness who saw the former president feed on his wife's face.

Studiodave said...

From Kos

"Over the weekend at one of the games---Houston and St. Louis---one of the camera men caught former President Bush and his wife Barbara Bush kissing. Y'know, by god, you know you're at a dull game when you'd rather make out with Barbara Bush."
--David Letterman

Otto Man said...

Letterman may have this one won:

"Over the weekend at one of the games --Houston and St. Louis--one of the camera men caught former President Bush and his wife Barbara Bush kissing. Y'know, by god, you know you're at a dull game when you'd rather make out with Barbara Bush."
--David Letterman