"Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage is a new father.This is funny on so many levels.
"His wife, Alice Kim Cage, gave birth Monday to a boy, Kal-el Coppola Cage, in New York City, said Cage's Los Angeles-based publicist, Annett Wolf."
First, Nick took the stage name of "Cage" because he didn't want the pressure of the family name. Yeah, no pressure in the whole Last Son of Krypton thing.
Second, he was in an actually funny Saturday Night Live skit several years ago as an expectant father who rejected every single baby name because it sounded like it would be mocked by other children. The punch line comes when they get a telegram, and you discover his name is Asswipe Johnson. (Transcript here.) Yeah, no one would ever mock Kal-El, son of
Drool before Zod!