Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Caption Contest

In the spirit of Independence Day, a caption contest dedicated to The Decider seemed wholly appropriate.

So have at him. The Founders would have wanted it this way.

(In a change of pace, I've stolen this photo from Norbizness's weekly caption contest instead of Dependable Renegade.)

14 comments:

Otto Man said...

President Bush attempts to impress the soldiers by breaking the birthday cake with his forehead.

Mr Furious said...

President Bush attempts to impress the soldiers by breaking the birthday cake with his forehead.

"Nooo, Mr. President!! That's a plastic cake!"

Mr Furious said...

How 'bout some anti-perspirant, Mr. President.

Otto Man said...

Bush is so incompetent he can't even sweat correctly.

norbizness said...

Something about this reminds me of the series of pictures Bart took (after his police ride) of Homer absolutely destroying a cake, thereby clearing Santa's Little Helper.

grandpaboy said...

The sight of all that white sugar got the President sweating like a priest in a strip club.

Mr Furious said...

The sight of all that white sugar got the President sweating like a priest in a strip club.

That's it! He's trying to snort the cake!

Mike said...

Showing his continued disdain for America's fighting men & women, President Bush hocked a loogie all over the cake he delivered to them in a photo-op.

Otto Man said...

"Aw, who's a cute widdle cake? You are! Yes you are!"

Ra_wiggum said...

President Bush attempts to impress the soldiers by reading the birthday cake all by himself

Mike said...

"Yeah, I do see it. Yeah, right there. It is a little Jesus face right there in the icing."

Thrillhous said...

"Alright candles, I'm gonna go Katrina on your asses."

grandpaboy said...

"Alright candles, I'm gonna go Katrina on your asses."

Damn, it's like you were standing next to him.

Otto Man said...

Yeah, T'hous, that was well played.