Thursday, July 20, 2006

Won't Someone Please Think of the Children?!?

If the YouTube blog wars ever flare up again, here's what I'm using as my first strike -- a video blog from the classy wackjob who runs the popular conservative blog, Atlas Shrugs.

If you thought she came across as stupid and self-absorbed in writing, you'll never believe just how much worse she comes off in live action. (She flashes images of women in burkas while playing "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me." No, seriously. She actually found a way to demean the music of the Pussycat Dolls.)

On a final note, I'm not sure what her name is -- Busty LaRue? Chesty St. Clair? Hootie McBoob? -- but I do know she needs to get her money back for the footballs they implanted before they deflate.

(Thanks to the fine people at Sadly, No! for once again wading through all this shit so we don't have to.)


mikefromtexas said...

Complete waste of a good boob job. She should have spent her money on a brain transplant.

Otto Man said...

They would've had to replace the voicebox too. She makes Fran Drescher sound sultry.