Sweet! One more name to check off on my "I'm pretty sure he's gay" list. Now if Condi would just give a sign . . .
Isn't this the same one who wanted to become an astronaut? I think he's just looking for attention.
Yeah, Otto.Maybe that "I've always wanted to to spend two weeks trapped in deep space with a bunch of male, Russian cosmonauts" thing should've clued us in.Then again, my gaydar has always sucked. No sense of style, my wife always wells me. Darn.
I think this is all an effort to get Elton John's attention.Step one: Demonstrate a common interest in music.Step two: Demonstrate a common interest in rocket men.Step three: Demonstrate a common interest in men.Step four: Rocket Man, the Musical!
But didn't Sir Elton take the plunge recently? I doubt his man's gonna let him hang around with such a young pup.
Pffft. You've heard about how dangerous those gays are to marriage, right? I bet he kills it within the year.
Step four: Rocket Man, the Musical!"It's the part I was born to play, baby!"
Nicely played, Furious. And apt, too.Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
Can we just save time and have the straight member of 'N Sync announce himself...?
You people funny. LOVE the Troy callout, Mr. F. Hey may be gay, but I hope he doesn't deprive the world of his seed.
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