Thursday, July 20, 2006

Caption Contest

Things have gotten so bad for President Bush that he's now looking for support at the NAACP. I know, I know. Desperate times for the Decider.

Here's an image of him addressing the organization -- who, much like Otis Day and the Knights, absolutely loooooove him!

Have at him.

9 comments:

Otto Man said...

In a change of pace, President Bush gives the black community a different finger for once.

Mike said...

"One black prostitute. Maybe two. But those are the only black women I've slept with. Never with Condi.

Though I tried."

Smitty said...

"I love y'all thiiiiis much!"

norbizness said...

"You know, in my day, Negroes didn't interrupt their racial betters with disrespectful booin' n' such." "Well, in my day, they do, George."

Otto Man said...

In retrospect, greeting the NAACP audience with the "L for Loser" gesture wasn't the best way to win them over.

Bob said...

Today at the NAACP convention, Bush scolded a heckler in the auience saying:

"I am this close to coming down there and bitch-slapping you!"

Mike said...

President Bush demonstrated a shocking inability to make the proper gang "sign."

As a result, both the Bloods and the Crips attempted to kick his lily-white ass after the speech.

S.W. Anderson said...

(News clip voiceover . . .)

"At one point in his speech, the president stopped in midstentence and, motioning to one of his hosts, said, 'Boy? Hey, you got some water? How 'bout some water over here?"

ORF said...

"I crrrrush you! I crrrush your head!!"