Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Like a Heat Wave

Christ, it's hot.

Just look at that map. The center's turning from pink to white hot, so much so that I wouldn't be surprised if the map caught fire and the "Bonanza" theme started playing.

I'm seriously considering making a refrigerator-tent in the architectural stylings of Homer Simpson.

9 comments:

sideshow bob said...

Man, I can't wait for the Poolmobile to visit my neighborhood!

Otto Man said...

I'm gettin' there, I'm gettin' there...

Smitty said...

Global warming is a myth. If only we would burn more coal and oil, the cloud might give us some shade, right?

norbizness said...

Every time I feel like bitching (102-104 today in Austin), I think of Phoenix and all the really fucking stupid people that live there.

Otto Man said...

Jesus, it's already 108 degrees in Phoenix and they still have three hours until they hit the hottest time of the day (the 4-5 pm sweat spot).

Of course, in Phoenix, it's not really the heat or the humidity that gets you. It's the serial killers.

Wes said...

"Marge, can you set the oven to cold?"

WF

sideshow bob said...

That map looks like a Republican wet dream...

Otto Man said...

Good point, Bob. You may have discovered the real reason Bush doesn't care about global warming. He thinks if the map goes all red he gets to stay in power forever.

Thrillhous said...

Sideshow, you stole my bit! I was totally going with the red state thing!

Well, if we really want to help bring about the end of times, a little hell on earth doesn't hurt.