Monday, July 24, 2006

Caption Contest

Blogger is about as stable as the Middle East right now. I thought I better use the eye of the technical difficulties hurricane to spread the love of a caption contest.

Heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreee's Condi!

17 comments:

Otto Man said...

In an effort to maintain support from conservative bloggers, Condi Rice has taken to wearing nothing but official Starfleet uniforms and a devilish smile.

Mike said...

Damn, Otto! Only one person beats me to the comments and he takes the "Goofy Jacket" angle and runs with it. Isn't this some sort ot insider trading or something, within the LLPON group?

Anyhoo . . . on to take two:

"In an official announcement of 'great changes within the White House,' Condi's elevation to the Dual Roles of Secretary of State and First Lady was confirmed when she flashed a diamond the size of the rock of Gibralter to the gathered press corps."

Otto Man said...

Sorry, Mike. I tend to get first shot at these, merely because I post them.

In any case, that jacket is fugly enough for multiple comments.

Smitty said...

Unbeknownst to Condi, her gesture is considered obscene in Lebanon. Chaos ensues.

Mike said...

"I'm a powerful woman, I can wear whatever suit jacket I want.

A Nehru jack--? Oh really? Send him to Gitmo!"

Mr Furious said...

I don't have a pithy comment on what Condi is saying here, but I know what music is playing as she strides across the stage...

DA DA DUM DA-DA-DUM DA-DA-DUM

Mike said...

Darth Vaderette, for sure.

I'm thinking Buckshot Dick's the Emperor.

I guess that menas the dumb stormtrooper that Obi Wan plays mind tricks on outside the cantina on Tantooine is Bush, huh?

Smitty said...

Who is Obi Wan then?

Otto Man said...

I like to think that Cheney is Jabba, and Bush is that little screeching hyena he kept on a chain as a pet.

Just imagine Karl Rove as Boba Fett and Kerry as the Carbonite Edition Han Solo, and it all comes together.

Mr Furious said...

Who is Obi Wan then?

Alas, there isn't one.

Smitty said...

Crap. Does that mean Jesse Jackson is Lando Calrissian?

Otto Man said...

Jesse certainly resembles Lando, but if we're staying true to the narrative, he should be an old friend who betrayed Kerry. Someone from the Swift Boat mess, I guess.

Otto Man said...

We've strayed from the caption contest deep into the realm of sci-fi nerdliness -- though not too deep, because we still haven't hit our friend InanimateCardonRod. Back on track:

"Meeeeowww! Seems this kitten's got claws."

Mike said...

Condi proves once and for all she can hang with the boys by busting out the FratBoy standard, "Smell my fingers."

ORF said...

Forget wondering who Obi Wan is! Who are the droids?!?! In particular, who's the beepy, spinny one?

As to the caption, I got nothin'. sorry.

Thrillhous said...

Screeching hyena? That was Salacious Crumb, my friend. Remind me to never be on your team for Star Wars trivial pursuits.

I don't have a caption (I'm terrible at those), but this picture does confirm what my wife said. She was all hepped up about Condi wearing a warmup suit to some big meeting, but I wasn't buying it. But I'll tell you, it sure looks to me like Condi's about to hit the stairmaster.

Obi Wan? That's obvious. Bill Clinton.

Otto Man said...

Remind me to never be on your team for Star Wars trivial pursuits.

And remind me to never stop shouting "Neeerrrrrrrdddddddddddddd!" at you.

Nerd!