I can't be sure, but I don't think the beer commercials have mentioned this.My understanding is that (a) you drink, (b) you get to have cool friends, (c) you have wacky adventures that make your life interesting and somehow worthwhile, (d) you are funny and the life of the party, and (d) hot chicks enjoy your company and vie to be near you.
I think I saw this ad during last year's Super Bowl:
Also, it's known that alcoholic men can develop signs of low testosterone, including shrunken testicles and enlarged breasts.
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Those two must have drank a lot of beer...
Reminds me of that great SNL sketch for "Schmitt's Gay." They were more right than they knew.
Maybe they should just put beer in pink bottles.
Reminds me of a Chris Rock joke: "Nobody needs to sell drugs because drugs sell themselves."
HA!
Since my whole blog pretty much centers around beer, drinking beer, brewing beer, tasting beer, getting slammed off of beer, I must take exception to this troubling study!
I think you're thinking of "Se7en" there, Norbizness.
I guess that explains my tiny testicles.
Is that what those are? I thought you dropped raisins.
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