In an effort to maintain support from conservative bloggers, Condi Rice has taken to wearing nothing but official Starfleet uniforms and a devilish smile.
Damn, Otto! Only one person beats me to the comments and he takes the "Goofy Jacket" angle and runs with it. Isn't this some sort ot insider trading or something, within the LLPON group?Anyhoo . . . on to take two:"In an official announcement of 'great changes within the White House,' Condi's elevation to the Dual Roles of Secretary of State and First Lady was confirmed when she flashed a diamond the size of the rock of Gibralter to the gathered press corps."
Sorry, Mike. I tend to get first shot at these, merely because I post them. In any case, that jacket is fugly enough for multiple comments.
Unbeknownst to Condi, her gesture is considered obscene in Lebanon. Chaos ensues.
"I'm a powerful woman, I can wear whatever suit jacket I want.A Nehru jack--? Oh really? Send him to Gitmo!"
I don't have a pithy comment on what Condi is saying here, but I know what music is playing as she strides across the stage...DA DA DUM DA-DA-DUM DA-DA-DUM
Darth Vaderette, for sure.I'm thinking Buckshot Dick's the Emperor.I guess that menas the dumb stormtrooper that Obi Wan plays mind tricks on outside the cantina on Tantooine is Bush, huh?
Who is Obi Wan then?
I like to think that Cheney is Jabba, and Bush is that little screeching hyena he kept on a chain as a pet. Just imagine Karl Rove as Boba Fett and Kerry as the Carbonite Edition Han Solo, and it all comes together.
Who is Obi Wan then?Alas, there isn't one.
Crap. Does that mean Jesse Jackson is Lando Calrissian?
Jesse certainly resembles Lando, but if we're staying true to the narrative, he should be an old friend who betrayed Kerry. Someone from the Swift Boat mess, I guess.
We've strayed from the caption contest deep into the realm of sci-fi nerdliness -- though not too deep, because we still haven't hit our friend InanimateCardonRod. Back on track:"Meeeeowww! Seems this kitten's got claws."
Condi proves once and for all she can hang with the boys by busting out the FratBoy standard, "Smell my fingers."
Forget wondering who Obi Wan is! Who are the droids?!?! In particular, who's the beepy, spinny one? As to the caption, I got nothin'. sorry.
Screeching hyena? That was Salacious Crumb, my friend. Remind me to never be on your team for Star Wars trivial pursuits. I don't have a caption (I'm terrible at those), but this picture does confirm what my wife said. She was all hepped up about Condi wearing a warmup suit to some big meeting, but I wasn't buying it. But I'll tell you, it sure looks to me like Condi's about to hit the stairmaster.Obi Wan? That's obvious. Bill Clinton.
Remind me to never be on your team for Star Wars trivial pursuits. And remind me to never stop shouting "Neeerrrrrrrdddddddddddddd!" at you.Nerd!
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