Bush's experiment with walking barefoot at outdoor photo ops ends abruptly when he steps in a huge pile left from the Vice President's visit earlier that morning.
"I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat"
You wouldn't believe how many people I've told that, Smitty.
We've got a 6 Flags not too far from DC, so we get their commercials. The last couple years their commercials have featured a guy made up as an old man, I mean a really really old man, who gets jiggy to the stupid 6 Flags music. I mean MC Hammer on meth jiggy. It's really quite disturbing. That's what I thought of when I saw the photo.
Well, since the "contest" came down to the winner, the guy who decalred the winner . . . and me, I'm feeling profoundly unloved right about now.
{Weeping}
In fact, once my sadness clears and turns to vengeful anger, I may just have to post a clip of my execrable white boy versions of not only Rapper's Delight, but Straight Outta Compton & Bring the Noiz as well.
Well, surprise, surprise! 
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Look out, everybody! There's a terrorist!
Just kidding, Likiboy. You know I love ya.
Bush's experiment with walking barefoot at outdoor photo ops ends abruptly when he steps in a huge pile left from the Vice President's visit earlier that morning.
Smaaaaash.. HULK SMAAAAASH!!!
"I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop,
a you dont stop the rock it
to the bang bang boogie
say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat"
The winner: thrillhous.
The winner: thrillhous.
You wouldn't believe how many people I've told that, Smitty.
We've got a 6 Flags not too far from DC, so we get their commercials. The last couple years their commercials have featured a guy made up as an old man, I mean a really really old man, who gets jiggy to the stupid 6 Flags music. I mean MC Hammer on meth jiggy. It's really quite disturbing. That's what I thought of when I saw the photo.
Well, since the "contest" came down to the winner, the guy who decalred the winner . . . and me, I'm feeling profoundly unloved right about now.
{Weeping}
In fact, once my sadness clears and turns to vengeful anger, I may just have to post a clip of my execrable white boy versions of not only Rapper's Delight, but Straight Outta Compton & Bring the Noiz as well.
You voted for me? You is da craziest!!!
I mean a really really old man, who gets jiggy to the stupid 6 Flags music.
I can confirm the existence of said commercials. Guy is fascinatingly creepy. I had nightmares.
Well, since the "contest" came down to the winner, the guy who decalred the winner...
My declaration of the "winner" is tantamount to Tibet's claims of freedom.
Sorry Mike, didn't you know Smitty is on our payroll? A check for$40 is in the mail to him right now.
(checks will not be honored)
Glad I'm not the only one to be bothered by those old man Six Flags ad, Dr. MVF.
I don't want to sound prejudiced or nothing, but old people are no good at everything!
I saw the South Park about old people driving a couple weeks ago.
Tears down my cheeks funny.
(Ok, no tears. That was hyperbole. But it was damn funny.)
This contest is rigged.
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