"Where am I calling from? Hang on a sec -- I'll have to check mah jacket."
[Voice on cabin intercom] President Bush to the red courtesy phone...[Voice on receiver] No, the RED phone.
"Z is for ZEBRA, Z-E-B-R-A"
At a recent press conference, an embarrassed President Bush has to use a life line on the very first question.
As their Commander-in-Chief, President Bush makes the solemn decision to send his Members Only™ Army into battle.
" . . . Hi, this is Cindy, with Dish Satellite TV. Did you know you can receive more than 200 channels . . ?."
"But Mom, I don't like it here any more. Can't I please come home?"
Hi, mom! I finally got my Air Force One badge today, which means I'm an eagle scout. Yeah! I never thought I'd remember to get my tray table up, but today I was in the zone. The zone, Bar!
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