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While the entire post is damn funny, this paragraph by Attaturk over at Jesus' General nearly made me choke on my lunch:

Some of you might immediately think, since Rameesh works for National Review, "Hey, I can write english good, me know how to speak, me apply there." Well, it's not so simple. You see, while you may fit in well with Jonah and the gang with your love of downloaded porn, the National Review cannot afford good health insurance. Hell, even with underwriting they can barely support K-Lo's trail mix habit. So you cannot really afford to go there. No, you must go an alternative path.

Finish eating, and go read the rest.