President Bush to America: O-tay!
I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your...whoops, was I supposed to look at you when I do that?
"...and you just kinda grip it like this and its supposed to increase your stamina..."
"So I got a spliff in one hand and three keys of Bolivian marching powder in the other, and Raul says to me...."
Yes, Mr. President. We've all heard of a glory hole. Now try answering the question about Iran.
The President responds to critics by playing "Ain't That a Shame" on the World's Smallest Violin.
"I'm an asshole. No, LOOK, an ASSHOLE."
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