Monday, May 08, 2006

"Sounds Like Somebody's Got a Case of the Mondays!"

If the start of the work week is treating you rudely, your misery will certainly enjoy the company of these celebrity rants.

Thrill to the sound of Casey Kasem complaining about having to talk "about a fucking dog dying"! Marvel as Orson Wells mocks "the depths of your ignorance"! Be amazed as Jim Backus promises to "sell this piece of shit if it's the last thing I do"! Weep as William Shatner is "sickened" by direction!

Not safe for work! Children under 18 will not be admitted! And no one -- repeat, no one -- will be allowed to enter the theater during the thrilling Barry White curse-out!

2 comments:

sideshow bob said...

I believe a guy would get his ass kick for saying something like that around here...

Otto Man said...

And from the sound of it, Orson Wells would deliver the ass kicking.