Thursday, May 25, 2006
"They Won't Let Me in the Big People Library Downtown. There was Some ... Unpleasantness."
Here's a classic bit of local news reporting for your viewing pleasure.
What's funnier here? The fact that Onan the Librarian doesn't realize he's allowed to say "no comment" to a reporter? Or the fact that Onan Sr. then goes after the reporter like a whirlwind of bare knuckles and beard stubble?