Wednesday, May 17, 2006

"No Children Have Ever Meddled With the Republican Party and Lived to Tell About It"

Norbizness is running a contest to see who can come up with the best cartoon reference -- drawn from The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Herculoids, etc. -- to capture the spirit of the Bush administration.

Here's my entry:
Sideshow Bob: Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

Judge: Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.

Sideshow Bob: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
Bring it on, chummmmmmmmmm-ps.


Ra_wiggum said...

America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Ra_wiggum said...

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Ra_wiggum said...

Sorry, I'll stop after this. This post is where I'm a viking!

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"

Otto Man said...

Third time's the charm, Ralphie.

sideshow bob said...

"He's still funnt, but not 'ha-ha' funny."