Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Are "Ass" and "Poo" Taken?

A lot of polling out recently, and none of it good for Bush. Overall approval ratings? 41% approve, 53% disapprove. Did Bush intentionally lie about WMDs in Iraq? 51% yes. Will the US be able to bring about peace and stability in Iraq? 58% no. Should Karl Rove be fired? 49% yes, 31% no, 20% undecided. Bad news all around, Buttermaker.

But this poll is easily the worst of the lot. Wow. 5 votes for "ass." I don't even remember them calling me.


InanimateCarbonRod said...

This is actually a pretty tough question. Try to distill all your feelings about the current president into one word. "Criminal" doesn't quite capture his arrogance. "Jerk" doesn't capture his deep immorality. "Hypocrite" doesn't really do justice to the lying-us-into-a-war thing.

I would have to come up with some new word to get everything: Liassfucrimhypojerkwad or something along those lines. Maybe just a Kirk-like BUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHH!

Otto Man said...

I had the same thought. How do you channel so much into so little. I think if I were asked, I might just say "turdblossom."