For those of you who aren't in the fabulous New York metropolitan region, here are a couple sites that'll help you pretend you are.
First, via Kung Fu Monkey, a feature called "Alien Loves Predator." Hysterical stuff, and it captures the NYC experience better than anything short of getting mugged. Do yourself a favor and read it from the beginning. (Click the image below for a better look.)
Second, courtesy of Malibu Stacy, is Overheard in New York. It's just like being on 14th Street, but without the overpowering smell of urine and falafel! The hobo rants alone are worth the visit.
And, yes, this post was just an excuse to get I-Rod's ancient dildo off the front page. It was starting to creep me out.