Here's my entry:
Sideshow Bob: Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.Bring it on, chummmmmmmmmm-ps.
Judge: Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.
Sideshow Bob: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
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America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Sorry, I'll stop after this. This post is where I'm a viking!
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
Third time's the charm, Ralphie.
"He's still funnt, but not 'ha-ha' funny."
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