Tuesday, September 27, 2005

50 Ways To Lose A State

Slip out the back, Jack;
Make a new plan, Stan;
Blame the locals and call them dysfunctional, Mike.

So, while the National Guard is fixing the levees in New Orleans, Mike "The I Didn't Do It Guy" Brown was digging a bigger PR hole for the Bush administration to climb out of.

"My biggest mistake was not recognizing by Saturday that Louisiana was
dysfunctional," two days before the storm hit, Brown told the panel.

The Dems should be able to push that line until Kingdom Come. Picture election 2008 - “The Nation's true party of the people, even those dysfunctional types in Louisiana.” Remember, only family can criticize family - Mr. Brown, you ain't kin


Otto Man said...

Nicely done, morons. Thanks for giving us Louisiana again. You can keep Wyoming. Deal?

Otto Man said...

Does anyone know when the font swelling will go down? I'm getting worried.

Mrs_Thrillhous said...

LA is one of the poorest states. There's got to be some dysfunction somewhere, Encyclopedia Brown.

Aren't you supposed to call a doctor if the font stays swelled for more than four hours?

Otto Man said...

I think you're married to the doctor, Mrs. T. Wake his ass up.

ORF said...

Otto, the font swell probably has something to do with a change you inadvertently made in the template. That is where my understanding of the situation ends because my reader Scott usually points out the things that are wrong with my blog and then babysteps me through how to fix them.

Anywho, as a Southerner, I can tell you that we don't take kindly to people talkin' down to us or using big words that include letters from the back half of the alphabet that aren't S or R. 'Specially no uptight yankees from Washington. I guess T is alright too.