Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Caption Contest

So much to say.... so little time....

Drop your caption ideas in the comments.

16 comments:

Otto Man said...

Laura Bush, lifting the spirits of hurricane victims one lapdance at a time.

Otto Man said...

First Lady Laura Bush prepares to board a forklift and haul away her Xanax prescription for the month.

ORF said...

Dubs sent me over to pick up some supplies to start those darkies re-building Senator Lott's house!!

Thrillhous said...

This apron doesn't make my butt look big, does it?

Mr Furious said...

"Okay, I'm ready to help. Which Corinna evacuee needs some faux finishing done?"

Otto Man said...

Home Depot proudly unveils its new automated workforce -- the LauraTron 3000.

Thrillhous said...

Mrs. Thrillhous can't get at the blog right now, but she asked that I pass along this comment.

Home Depot gets some help from GOP friends, as stores are short-handed due to so many employees being deployed for so long.

Studiodave said...

"It lifts AND separates!"

Otto Man said...

As the First Lady makes perfectly clear, no Bush has ever had to wear an apron for work.

Otto Man said...

"Alright.... this time, I'll be the saucy stockgirl, and you can be the naughty lumber purchaser."

Studiodave said...

Is that a 2 by 4 in your pocket?

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Cleanup on aisle yummy!

Ra_wiggum said...

I have no caption to add.

I just wanted to confess that picture makes me horny for the First Lady.

There, I said it.

Otto Man said...

Ralphie, you are one sick Wigglepuppy.

Whenever I see Laura Bush, I'm always reminded of this guy

Mrs_Thrillhous said...

What not to wear: pink and orange together, jacket that stretches across the boobs, greenish hairpiece, and shoulder pads.

(can she really not put on an apron? and where is her handmaiden to dress her?)

Oorgo said...

LB - "Look at me! I'm the working class! Isn't this a lark! Tee hee!"

Guys in suits - "This will keep those peasants down. Make them think we actually give a shit"