Mexican President Vicente Fox will sign a bill that would legalize the use of nearly every drug and narcotic sold by the same Mexican cartels he's vowed to fight during his five years in office, a spokesman said Tuesday.
The list of illegal drugs approved for personal consumption by Mexico's Congress last week is enough to make one dizzy — or worse.
Cocaine. Heroin. LSD. Marijuana. PCP. Opium. Synthetic opiates. Mescaline. Peyote. Psilocybin mushrooms. Amphetamines. Methamphetamines.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Tijuana: The Happiest Place on Earth
And it's going to get even happier.
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Man, the right-wing folks who were upset about illegal aliens coming across the Mexican border are going to go ballistic when they realize massive amounts of drugs can make it across too.
I hope this means Minuteman leader/nutjob Jim Gilchrist finally decides to run for president in 2008. It's be like Pat Buchanan Jr.
I can see the bumper stickers now:
Drug Mules: We Keep the Drugs, You Keep the Mules.
Okay, long bumper sticker. but it'll fit on a hummer.
Well, don't all Mexicans drive ages-old station wagons? That bumper sticker will fit on there...
I'm totally suprised by Mexico on this move. It's a very liberal approach to take to the drug problem and it's certainly a FAR cry from all the buddy-buddying Bush and Fox did way back in the day. I wonder if we'll go to war with Juarez now too...
Speaking of drugs...I wonder when Bush is going to start dealing out the soma to the masses.
Soma? Hmmm, I always thought of him as more of an Orwellian dystopian kind of guy than a Huxleyan one.
Actually, I really think he's the kind of guy who hears "dystopia" and wonders "wait, which topia?" But you get my point.
I'm totally suprised by Mexico on this move. It's a very liberal approach to take to the drug problem and it's certainly a FAR cry from all the buddy-buddying Bush and Fox did way back in the day
Fox has been pretty PO'd with Bush in the past few years. This might just be his F-U.
Actually, might this not be a case of Fox and Bush working more closely together than ever before?
War on Terra: We will fight the terrorists over there so we don't have to fight them here.
War on Drugs: We will use narcotics over there so we don't have to use them here.
Not a bad point, Thrillhous. I'm sure both the White House and Fox are imagining some killer photo ops from this -- "Killer Buzz Accomplished."
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