In this time of need, I know we can all rest secure in the knowledge that President Bush is at the helm. Listen here as he details his plan for surviving the coming apocalypse.
The Apocalypse Czar.... I just saw a clip on YouTube about an Apology Czar, whose job it is to apologize for everything the Administration is doing wrong. Hilarious.
I was listening to the Onion presidential spoof while the real deal was on CNN. I could barely tell the difference, especially when The Decider stumbled over the word "alleviate" three straight times like Porky Pig.
Does this mean Mel will get a presidential pardon for his drunk driving offense?
I wonder...between W and Mel, who could get drunker and scream more offensive things? I don't know, but I'd like for there to be a televised contest so we can all find out. Not knowing something like that can really eat at you...
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The Apocalypse Czar.... I just saw a clip on YouTube about an Apology Czar, whose job it is to apologize for everything the Administration is doing wrong. Hilarious.
I was listening to the Onion presidential spoof while the real deal was on CNN. I could barely tell the difference, especially when The Decider stumbled over the word "alleviate" three straight times like Porky Pig.
Does this mean Mel will get a presidential pardon for his drunk driving offense?
I wonder...between W and Mel, who could get drunker and scream more offensive things? I don't know, but I'd like for there to be a televised contest so we can all find out. Not knowing something like that can really eat at you...
Ayatollah Humungus. That is comedy!
Haven't thought about Mad Max in awhile.
Poor Dubya. He thinks the tanker is full of fuel.
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