President Bush announces his plan to change the nation's motto from "In God We Trust" to "Speed on Brother! Hell Ain't Half Full!"
"I don't understand how that chopper blew up... there was no gas in the tank!"(longtime Simpsons fans should recognize this as the equivalent of Homer making a test nuclear control panel van melt down in the absence any radioactive material)
Norb, you had us at "longtime." You had us at "longtime."
No caption, just hoping for a little Roethlisberger action...[Note: Just checked. I cannot believe I spelled that right....]
Follow me.......to Hooters, I buy the first round of wing dings.
"Follow me ... to do battle with the Overlord Humungus and protect the precious, precious fuel!"
"Look Dick, I'm drivin a mo'orcycle!"Uhhh, sir. Your hand's off the throttle."Muh' hand? Ain't muh' feet drivin this thing?"
"Anyone else think I look like Truman Capote?"
"I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!"(speaking of obscure Simpsons quotes....)
Quick, Dickie!! Put another pennie in the ride! I WANNA RIDE!! PUT ANOTHER PENNIE IN THE RIDE!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Nice one, Smitty.
Electra clyde in situ!
For those of you who've seen "Talladega Nights""I wanna go fast! I wanna go fast! I wanna go fast!!!!!"
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