Responding to newest threat of terrorists tinkling on us from planes, Sec. Chertoff unveils the DHS Tactical Rain and Pee Repeller. Cost, $21 million each.
Finding that his own efforts to turn reporters to stone were failing recently, Donald Rumsfeld was heard to say that he, too, wanted one of those "Hydra-Head Press Conference Getups like Chertoff has."
You know, I don't think we've ever featured Michael Chertoff in a caption contest before. 
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Sadly, after all the DHS excuse making, this was the one actual situation that no one really could have anticipated.
Responding to newest threat of terrorists tinkling on us from planes, Sec. Chertoff unveils the DHS Tactical Rain and Pee Repeller. Cost, $21 million each.
"Let me be the first to welcome our new spider overlords."
Finding that his own efforts to turn reporters to stone were failing recently, Donald Rumsfeld was heard to say that he, too, wanted one of those "Hydra-Head Press Conference Getups like Chertoff has."
Here.
I think, many moons ago, this comparison was posted on this site...if it was, it indeed bears repeating.
Yeah, I think that was me, Mike. I have a soft spot for Sam the Eagle and his lookalikes. (See also former UNC basketball coach Matt Doherty.)
Dammit, that was a good one, Norb. With the exception of Paul Lynde's Scoutmaster, the Eggman was the scariest of all campy '60s supervillains.
Is he modeling headwear for his Beach Blanket Babylon debut?
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