"...meanwhile, President Bush tried to work his way through the automated Customer Service line at L.L. Bean to request a refund for his recent purchase. Apparently he had ordered the 'West Texas Camouflage' pattern, but received the 'Rainforest Camouflage' shirt by mistake."
Just because he's on vacation, that doesn't mean we are. 
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The "before" to this tragic "after."
I want one of them big Hawaiian pork roasts for my meeting with Ehud Olmert.
"Well, Mister Cheney, it was a cool ol' tiki idol that I found at a construction site. But ever since, crazy things have been happening!"
Cease-what in the Middle-where now?
"Whattaya' mean we ain't carpet bombing Micronee . . . Melanays . . . Melanoma? Micronomia?
Hell, whattaya' mean we ain't bombin that eye-land where the Al Qaedas are gonna blow up that Tiki bar?"
President Bush displays his vacation wear -- a nice set of Where the Wild Things Are jammies.
You know, only two kinds of people wear Hawaiian shirts: big fat party animals and ... whaaaa?!?!?
The "before" to this tragic "after."
That was just damn funny, OM. I can never get enough of that picture of Nick Nolte.
"...meanwhile, President Bush tried to work his way through the automated Customer Service line at L.L. Bean to request a refund for his recent purchase. Apparently he had ordered the 'West Texas Camouflage' pattern, but received the 'Rainforest Camouflage' shirt by mistake."
"Fer' crissakes, Tony, that's why you're the Press Secretary --
Yes, that is what I want you to start callin it: The Western Whitehouse.
Cause it sounds better'n The Ranch in Crawford!"
The "before" to this tragic "after."
Possibly the best submission to your caption contests, ever!
By the way, I need to find a new pic of Ralph picking his nose
"Is Amanda there? Last name Hugginkiss."
WF
Thanks for all the love, folks.
I'd have to say that my own favorite submission to a caption contest is my first entry in this one.
Damn, that's a funny clip. I hadn't listened to it before.
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