Personally, I refuse to click through to the ads, largely because I'm worried about what I might find. I'm assuming it's just a bunch of entries that read:
Single, white, middle-aged male. Interests include snowflake babies, the imminent Rapture, supply-side economics, the stories of Ahmed Chalabi, intelligent design theories, The Bell Curve, Star Wars missile defense, and Atlas Shrugs. No crackpots!!!Sure, maybe there's something interesting, like a Glamour Shot of Jonah Goldberg or a note from John Derbyshire in search of fifteen year old girls. But I'm not brave enough to find out.
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Umm, a "glamour shot" isn't the same as a "money shot," is it?
I thought you grew up in the South?
http://www.glamourshots.com/
The website doesn't do them justice. A decade ago, it was all Jon Benet hair and the make-up gun set to "Whore."
That's so funny. When I read your title I thought you were talking about this article, with a "Land of Confusion" joke thrown in.
I think a "Land of Confusion" reference would've blown the Dennis Miller Quotient out of the water.
It may just be me, but I laugh every time I see the title. Just the image of Jonah Goldberg singing Rupert Holmes....
Was this on the site? I believe it is Rove's personal:
SWM, middle-aged, slightly doughy. Interests include supply-side economics, goading religious zealots, Macciavelli and ruling the Free World. Seeking tall, skinny blonde into BDSM who lets me call her Anne. Spank me!
Smitty-
Thanks. And I was just heading out to grab some lunch.
But Rove + spanking = Mike's Lost Appetite.
That's the second time today a comment made me queasy. Maybe it's the 5 tacos & 6 beers last night more than Rove's ass that's responsible.
Don't know about you guys, but I'm hearing a astral projection of Bill Hicks yelling "scatmuncher!"
Yeah, Irod, sure, I'm always getting astral projections of Bill Hicks . . . .
5 tacos in 6 beers; hmm, I think in peptobismathematics that adds up to some serious colon blow. Ride the lightning, Mike.
Seeking tall, skinny blonde into BDSM who lets me call her Anne. Spank me!
That dude should've just headed here.
(Warning: Lots of hilarity and naughty words at the link. No disturbing images, except the ones the text will give you.)
Don't know about you guys, but I'm hearing a astral projection of Bill Hicks yelling "scatmuncher!"
Funny, that's the second astral Hicks sighting today.
Otto-
That's high-larious. Wow, that was good.
You know who wrote it?
Holy Lord, that was a good laugh.
Glad you sickos liked the link. Nope, no idea at all who wrote it.
Frankly, I don't want to know. That's a piece of majesty that should belong to the ages, not just one man.
Ooh, ooh, guess this one: SAM, Canadian by birth, American by choice, seeks rangy blonde MTF wingnut harpy to rescue me from my mom's basement. Twinkie eater a +!
teh, I'll take Adam Yoshida for the block
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