Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Do You Like Piña Coladas? And Getting Back at Hussein?

The good people at Sadly, No! have discovered a new personal ad service over at National Review Online.

Personally, I refuse to click through to the ads, largely because I'm worried about what I might find. I'm assuming it's just a bunch of entries that read:
Single, white, middle-aged male. Interests include snowflake babies, the imminent Rapture, supply-side economics, the stories of Ahmed Chalabi, intelligent design theories, The Bell Curve, Star Wars missile defense, and Atlas Shrugs. No crackpots!!!
Sure, maybe there's something interesting, like a Glamour Shot of Jonah Goldberg or a note from John Derbyshire in search of fifteen year old girls. But I'm not brave enough to find out.

16 comments:

Thrillhous said...

Umm, a "glamour shot" isn't the same as a "money shot," is it?

Otto Man said...

I thought you grew up in the South?

http://www.glamourshots.com/

The website doesn't do them justice. A decade ago, it was all Jon Benet hair and the make-up gun set to "Whore."

InanimateCarbonRod said...

That's so funny. When I read your title I thought you were talking about this article, with a "Land of Confusion" joke thrown in.

Otto Man said...

I think a "Land of Confusion" reference would've blown the Dennis Miller Quotient out of the water.

It may just be me, but I laugh every time I see the title. Just the image of Jonah Goldberg singing Rupert Holmes....

Smitty said...

Was this on the site? I believe it is Rove's personal:

SWM, middle-aged, slightly doughy. Interests include supply-side economics, goading religious zealots, Macciavelli and ruling the Free World. Seeking tall, skinny blonde into BDSM who lets me call her Anne. Spank me!

Mike said...

Smitty-

Thanks. And I was just heading out to grab some lunch.

But Rove + spanking = Mike's Lost Appetite.

That's the second time today a comment made me queasy. Maybe it's the 5 tacos & 6 beers last night more than Rove's ass that's responsible.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Don't know about you guys, but I'm hearing a astral projection of Bill Hicks yelling "scatmuncher!"

Thrillhous said...
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Thrillhous said...

Yeah, Irod, sure, I'm always getting astral projections of Bill Hicks . . . .

5 tacos in 6 beers; hmm, I think in peptobismathematics that adds up to some serious colon blow. Ride the lightning, Mike.

Otto Man said...

Seeking tall, skinny blonde into BDSM who lets me call her Anne. Spank me!

That dude should've just headed here.

(Warning: Lots of hilarity and naughty words at the link. No disturbing images, except the ones the text will give you.)

Otto Man said...

Don't know about you guys, but I'm hearing a astral projection of Bill Hicks yelling "scatmuncher!"

Funny, that's the second astral Hicks sighting today.

Mike said...

Otto-

That's high-larious. Wow, that was good.

You know who wrote it?

Smitty said...

Holy Lord, that was a good laugh.

Otto Man said...

Glad you sickos liked the link. Nope, no idea at all who wrote it.

Frankly, I don't want to know. That's a piece of majesty that should belong to the ages, not just one man.

teh l4m3 said...

Ooh, ooh, guess this one: SAM, Canadian by birth, American by choice, seeks rangy blonde MTF wingnut harpy to rescue me from my mom's basement. Twinkie eater a +!

Otto Man said...

teh, I'll take Adam Yoshida for the block